Even in an Economic Crisis...

Even in an economic crisis, Fannie Mae has still not learned how to conduct business. It seems that all one must do to get out of paying for their mortgage is shoot themselves. Although, I feel bad for the lady, it does seem odd that since 1997 when she took out a loan against the house, she has refinanced several times. This teaches us two things: (1) If you are being foreclosed on non-lethally shoot yourself, and (2) Fannie Mae has yet to learn anything, even through the embarrassing crisis it is going through.

Note: If Obama is elected, your 2nd Amendment rights might go away, so it might be wise to purchase your gun before January 20th if there is a possibility of your home being foreclosed on.